The farmer curious of the bards talent, said "you can stay the night if you pen a better song than mine, using Timbuktu." About 30 seconds before his time ran out the redneck hit the clock, eased up out of his seat, and said: Across the vast and open sands Tim and I a-hunting went, Unfortunately we don't have room for both of you to enter today, so we're going to have to have a little contest. Met three whores in a pop up tent. Go!!! The poet goes first. The dropout then told his poem They are met by St. Peter at the pearly gates. No way could the redneck top that, they thought. So I buck one and Tim buck two His poem: Robbie thought for a moment and began St. Peter says"ah, it's great to see you guys, but we have a small problem... we only have room for one of you." Broad of beam and wide of sail St Peter tells them there is only space enough for one of them,and whoever can come up with the best poem using the word Timbuktu gets in. They were given a word and were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. How they wondered could the redneck top that? . The Duke graduate went first. Its destination: Timbuktu I can only accept one of you at this time. "Okay - this is also rushed, but here goes...." St. Peter smiled and allowed him through the gates. Finally, with a few seconds left, the redneck jumped up and was ready to recite his poem:"Me and Tim a huntin' went,Met three whores in a pop-up tent.They was three and we was two,I bucked one and Timbuktu.". After answering all the questions, there is a tie. The old country man then goes, "Tim and I off hunting went, found some girls in a pop up tent, they were three and we were two and I buck one and Tim buck two.". "Across the bleak and dreary sand "I walked along the sandy shore. I had no childre. It's a city in Africa. He immediately announced that he would only be reciting poems about personal spiritual experiences. Since they were three and we but two, Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any sahara witze you can hear about timbuktu. Timbuktu Rhyming Joke. The other finalist was a redneck from Southeast Alabama A&M. Destination- Timbuktu. The National Poetry Contest was now down to the last two contestants; a Yale graduate and a Jamaican Rasta man. Destination Timbuktu. Both candidates agree. St Peter was impressed, thinking he had never heard finer poetry. Camel and man traveling two by two "Tim and I, a hiking went, "When Tim and I to Brisbane went Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped up and recited:"Tim and me, a-huntin' went. Destination: Timbuktu. After five minutes the priest returns and says: ... from Australia participate in a gameshow on TV. Tim bucked two. ", It's down to two contestants...one Harvard grad and one old redneck from the Low Country. Came a lonely caravan, There is an abundance of morocco jokes out there. The crowd bursts into applause. Hundreds of years ago, when glorious Timbuktu was nothing more than a large collection of grass huts, the King of that great city declared his wish for a throne fit for such a mighty ruler. Sunrise came, mornin' dew, So, I bucked one and Tim Buck Two! How, they wondered, could the redneck top that?! Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped and recited:Tim and me, a-huntin' went. The second guy just sat there stunned. The poets think for a moment, then finally Robert Frost speaks first. The Harvard grad starts writing immediately and finishes in a minutes while the Aggie has not written anything down. The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. So I bucked one, and Timbuktu. Nika: ★There are even more relaxed dirty girls...You just let know about you.. ...Join(copy the link)➤ abre.ai/bfmc. Press J to jump to the feed. The crowd was cheering him and thought he would win as the shepherd returns: He tells them to compose a poem of 4 lines, with the last word being Timbuktu. "Sorry, I was miles away. The judges tell him 'Timbuktu'. The finalists: An English Professor and A Redneck. How, they wondered, could the redneck top that? He tells both candidates to write a poem using a word he will give them in 3 minutes to complete the task. Men on camels two by two, destination Timbuktu.” The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. He gives the task to include "Timbuktu" in an improvised poem. A world famous poet and a newfie die and go to the pearly gates. Slowly across the desert sand, >Me n' Tim a huntin' went Two gentlemen are sitting at the pearly gates waiting to speak with St. Peter. I pictured this as a Priest and an Australian Shepherd dog. Two men arrive at the pearly gates, each claiming to be famous poets. Unfortunately, we are nearly full of poets at this time. Their scores were equal, so they had to create a verse about "Timbuktu". The newfie was up next. The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word "Timbuktu."   He then continues. St. Peter asks them both to recite a poem using the word Timbuktu. Met three whores in a pop-up tent. Thank You So much Sharing this post, JT: Sure if you think pedophilia is funny. While they were three and we were two, I bucked one and Timbuktu. Of them were three, and of us were two, The final stage of the competition was to write a rhyming poem using the word *Timbuktu. >A desert caravan astray beneath a dusk deep blue So both are given one final assignment. Finalist number two was a young Marine Lcpl. When they met Saint Peter at the pearly gates, he said, "We are honored to receive two incredibly distinguished poets on the same day! One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. Since they were three and we were two *They were three and we were two* Hundreds of years ago, when glorious Timbuktu was nothing more than a large collection of grass huts, the King of that great city declared his wish for a throne fit for such a mighty ruler. "When Tim and I to Brisbane went, we met three ladies cheap to rent. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. They was three and we was two The student goes first and says " Across the desert sands, crossed a lonely caravan, men on camels two by two, destination Timbuktu." Camels leaving, two by two ” Across the hot Sahara sand, The pope, who was a keen lyricist and writer of poems, had to everyone’s surprise entered the competition. The bank president is equally impressed with both candidates so he comes up with with a test to see how they think on there feet. They had to decide a winner and they ha. Tim and I off hunting went. Tim bucked two. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped up and recited: Tim and me, a-huntin' went. Your email address will not be published. "I've been devoted all my life, After about a minute and a half the rich fella from Duke stands up and says: I've told some in comments but I guess a new post might be pertinent. Required fields are marked *, Remember to wear (if not Wednesday, pick a day of the, This year has found all of us adjusting to differences, Remember Andy Griffith’s character Sheriff Andy. The croud applauds the obvious skill of the Harvard man. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. Men on camels two by two, "When Tim and I to Brisbane went We came upon three girls in a tent. The crowd goes wild as the redneck steps forward. Have no children, have no wife. Men on camels, two by twoDestination-Timbuktu. Trekked the dusty caravan. The crowd went wild. They was three, we was two, So I bucked one and Timbuktu. While his opponent waited in a sound-proof room backstage, the defending champion takes the podium. We found three whores in a pop-up tent. *I read the Bible through and through* Trekked a meek and weary band Harvard steps to the mic, clears his throat and begins: Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic.

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